this is the most serious relationship ive ever had
how come it’s cool for snakes to spit venom and unhinge their jaw to swallow people whole, but when i do it, i’m the “antichrist” and i need an “exorcism”?
My aunt spent $15 on a piece if butter shaped like a turkey and we all were making fun of it so much she cried
i regret spending so much of my time watching shows about parasites
So I work at a pet hospital, and we got a sick chameleon today that we had to treat. Needless to say we got a little attached to her and named her Susan. Her pillow was a cotton ball, her blankets were gauze squares and her head-warmer was a top of a glove filled with water. :)